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From ONE to TEN!
A 1-10 counting story about all the folks in my family with a giggle out loud ending! I once thought that ONE was enough. Me by myself with only my stuff. But I met a nice girl and love it was true....
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Mr. Smither was in a dither…
Mr. Smither tries to pull a nail from a squeaky floor board. You’ll never believe what happens next! Includes an audio version. Mr. Smither was in a dither while fixing his old house one day. Kneeling...
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Roadkill Stew
A Hillbilly love story with a laugh out loud ending! Includes an audio version! This is the tale of Billy O’Hill. Who lived all his life in the town of Saville. In a lil ‘ol cabin, he’d made his abode....
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The Tale of Slobenia Isle
The epic battle of the King and Queen and the horribly messy kids on Slobenia Isle. Have you heard the tall tale ’bout Slobenia Isle? It sat off the coast of Shipshape, ‘bout a mile. A slobby old...
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When Goats Eat Remotes
A funny story about the seven days in the week… and about goats that will eat ANYTHING! Includes an audio version. If you’ve ever had goats, you know they will eat almost anything. Well… On Monday my...
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The Historic Duel Between Anna Phylaxis and Epinephrine Penn
A tale of the wild, wild west that kids with allergies will love! ‘Long time ago in the wild, wild West. Lived a tough ol’ gal, a woman possessed. Dun lived by the gun, the fassest around. ‘Fore you...
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That Most Gigantic, Elephantic, Three Eyed Wildebeest
A story about acceptance… no matter how strange someone… or something… is. I went into the shelter, to find myself a pet. I couldn’t wait to find out which companion I would get. Wand’ring ‘round from...
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The Sylvia Plath Effect
Are you a poet? Do you have the Sylvia Plath effect… or are you just another Seuss? There’s research ’bout writers, shall have you amazed. People who write, they tend to be crazed. Struggling with...
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What’s Your Name?
A charming story about choosing a baby name! One day we discovered we were having a baby. A sweet little girl or a little boy maybe. We knew that we shouldn’t wait ’til we met. To choose you a name...
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The Snow Globe
A charming Christmas Story about a little girl growing up and passing on her treasured snow globe. A man once lived in a globe made of glass. It sat on a base made of shiny new brass. Inside of this...
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The Dad Store
A Father and Son story! A little boy named Jonny, got tired of his Dad. He went into the Dad Store, to see what else they had. The choices were so many, of every shape and size. All with different...
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The Dolly With No Head
Is there a Dolly with No Head living under your bed? Never trust what your siblings tell you! Let me tell you a story that will fill you with dread. A tale of the dolly who had no head. A horrible...
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Messy Marvin
There’s a Monster living in Dad’s truck and it’s because of the mess! I’m Messy Marvin and I’m in quite a mess. A mess that I don’t know how to address. I’m not even sure quite where to begin. Listen...
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O’ Beautiful Corn
A poem about the days of summer and the wonderful food corn on the cob with a laugh out loud ending. O’ Beautiful Corn, you grow so high. Up to our knees by Fourth of July. Up to our chest in August...
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The Rules of Texting
Careful with your texting behavior! Here’s a phone, our teenage child. It’s for your safety, don’t go wild. With all that texting to your peers. When the bill comes you will be in tears. i will b...
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If you had to choose a tool to use…
What’s the best tool for the job you are working on? Read on… When working ’round your house, there’s lot of TOOLS you’ll need to use. Let’s look at some so when it’s time, you’ll know which one to...
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Our Ghost Story
A tale about the ghost in our home. Who doesn’t love a great ghost story? Our old house is sometimes creaky. Sometimes noisy, sometimes squeaky. We love it still with all its quirks. So long as all the...
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The Tree of Life
My one story that doesn’t rhyme, but a classic anyway! A story about a boy climbing “the tree of life.” Once upon a time there was a tree. And it grew in a beautiful place in the country. The tree was...
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A Noisy Old Place
My old house is a noisy old place… Sometimes my house makes a whispy-whish-woo When windows are open and winds blowing through And sometimes my house makes a-rat-a-tat-tat When rain’s pouring down on...
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Ducks in a Row
An Idiom Story… One day I decided I should get my ducks in a row. I thought that getting them in a row would be a drop in the bucket. But this particular… Read More →
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